Posted 2 weeks ago
  1. dehydrated hoe: you look like a dweeb caring around that water bottle all day lol
  2. me: yeah bitch well you look like a crunch bar and I bet ya pee is yellow
Posted 2 weeks ago

the-crescendo:

“Life is a movie and you’re the star. Give it a happy ending.” — Joan Rivers (1933-2014)

Posted 2 weeks ago
dork-strider:

I don’t give a fuck

dork-strider:

I don’t give a fuck

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turboslav:

i refined it to suit its message better

turboslav:

i refined it to suit its message better

Posted 2 weeks ago
pkmamsters:

I have an addiction. Help.

pkmamsters:

I have an addiction. Help.

Posted 2 weeks ago
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lalie:

Goddammit.

Posted 2 weeks ago

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